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Because frankly, I'm sillier.

Because frankly, I’m sillier.

 

Today was the day I finally remembered to bring my thermos with me to the campus coffee shop, which is within convenient sight of all of my classes and taunts me regularly. The first day. Finally.

I’ve been drinking coffee semi-often in the last year (once a week is semi-often for me, go ahead and laugh, junkies), which means I’ve been using disposable plastic coated paper cups…which I know leach chemicals and go straight to the landfill. But I get it anyway, because of reasons.

It doesn’t make me less tired/more awake/more focused…I mean, I clean more. So there is that. But I am trying to get better, and part of getting better is pushing through the day – and nothing reminds me more of pushing through a rough day like a nice hot cop of hot coffee, just the way my favorite coffee addict, Cortni, makes it for me (seriously though I remember not even liking brewed coffee and this girl would hand me a mug and I would be in HEAVEN. Mad skills).

Granted, the coffee I’ve been buying is mostly fair-trade organic, I shouldn’t be drinking it anyway. Not only is the caffeine terrible for you, especially when you’re me and add a butt-load of sugar to it, sometimes soymilk or even cream, but coffee production is SO NOT EVEN REMOTELY SUSTAINABLE UGHHH. I’m going to be a bad journalist/blogger/writer of any kind, worse than usual, and not link or footnote any research because I need to go to bed (read: stay up all night reading this southern ghost mystery I’m halfway through like always), but trust me when I say, coffee farming is eating up the rainforest like crazy. I’ve seen it firsthand, in Costa Rica. The US is a huge consumer of coffee, as is Europe, and NOWHERE in those two vast swathes of the planet can coffee be grown. I mean, yes, Hawaii is a state that grows coffee, but it’s not contiguous. Shipping isn’t so environmentally friendly, either.

SO, how to assuage my conscience? I mean, clearly I can easily just stop drinking coffee again. I am okay without lattes, and I shouldn’t be drinking milk or soymilk anyway (milk could be unethical/hormoned out, soymilk does stuff to your hormones; again, no evidence, just google it if you don’t believe me). I am long past the days of drinking caramel machiattos with four shots of espresso in them (age 17). I hate busy coffee shops: too loud to talk, too public to work or write. The sound of coffee grinders give me mild PTSD from previous serving hell-job. But part of living a pura vida is feeling the “pura” not the “Spanish word for restricted,” so I don’t want to take it away from myself. SO. Options.

1. Glue that damned thermos to my hand OR

2. Suture a cup-holder for it into my upper arm, kinda like those jogging sleeves for your mp3 player.

3. Buy coffee from the San Rafael Sustainable Coffee Initiative (now Thrive Farmers).* Buy human powered, non-plastic coffee grinder. Buy glass & metal french press. Violate my no-more-new-things sensibility. Drink lots of coffee and feel guilty about cost and shipping from Costa Rica.

I am not going to do 2 or 3, obvs. So remembering the thermos and just exercising a little restraint until the phase passes is the plan. I’ve only got about 3-4 months of college left, give or take, for this round anyway. That’s only like 12 more cups of coffee. Maybe 15 if you factor in finals. I just need to calm it down. Coffee makes me jittery anyway. I am already jittery enough like how am I even typing this right now seriously.

*Thrive Farmers are great people to buy coffee from. They take sustainability seriously. I met Luis Alejandro Garcia Villalobos and visited Finca Santa Marta when I was in Costa Rica in 2010. I learned that not only is coffee farming mostly ecologically unethical, but often farmers get shafted by the distributors who buy their coffee. Coffee growing is labour-intensive, y’all, and labour is expensive. Buying directly from a co-operative or farmer’s collective like Thrive Farmers is a good way to see where your money goes. And the coffee isn’t bad either ;] Here is a bad picture of me drinking probably my third cup at Finca Santa Marta in 2010:

Costa Rica July 2010 103

 

Anyway. Green tea is better for you. Unicorns. Cats in sweaters. Ghost mysteries. Pura vida!

p.s. Oh yeah I am totally still on Facebook and let’s be real, coffee takes my normal crazy to new levels of “What is she on and can I have some, too?”

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Fail so hard all the whales wanna find me.

I went on a major thrifting expedition with Kelly yesterday (spurred on by copious apair-andaspare reading) and before we began, in order to keep Kelly alive, we headed over to a small cafe called Neighborhood Grinds.

I’d just began loudly & wistfully wishing I could find a place where the coffee would be served in real cups and mugs instead of the ubiquitous paper cup/plastic lid combination when we walked inside—and my jaw dropped. All of the customers were drinking out of cups & saucers! I near about lost my mind.

The fail in all of it? As I ordered a soy latte (which is pretty uncharacteristic of me, since I avoid soymilk for a number of reasons, and I prefer tea over coffee/espresso drinks) I wasn’t sure if I should ask the barista for a reusable cup. He was on the quiet side and not overly solicitous, and the requisite amount of art-snob.  So I didn’t. And I got this:

In retrospect, it is possible that the establishment’s patrons all brought their own cups, which would be pretty dang amazing, but so unlikely I’m more inclined to think they just requested their drinks be made “for here.” Obviously I was exuding a heavy “to go” attitude.

I guess this has proved that on serious step I need to take in this project is to be more consistently vigilant, and being vigilant is not for the faint of heart. So I’ll recycle the lid. When I’m at school & can’t survive another minute without caffeine and I’ve left my stainless steel thermos at home (always) I usually request they don’t give me the plastic lid. But either way the cups are disposable, and I don’t think most cups are compostable. They actually look like they might be lined with wax or (more likely) plastic.

So, lessons learned:
1. Always, always, always ask. Shyness and social anxiety be damned.
2. If they don’t have reusable cups, because you asked, and therefore, know, use your thermos.
3. Remember your stupid thermos.

Let’s see how well I manage this. Pura vida.

p.s. Mouse over Fail Quail FTW.

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Because frankly, they're sillier. I mean, LOOK at its forehead. Ridiculous.

So I’m introducing my friend and constant companion the Fail Quail to you all to aid me in showing off my many many exceptional fails. This one is a recent oversight type fail, of the bathroom variety.

A month or so ago our bathtub wasn’t draining, and since I’m me and I wouldn’t let Justin go out and buy Drain-o (because it corrodes the pipes/is a freaking dangerous mix of chemicals, and NO) we eventually had to contact our management company to send out a handyman to fix it. They did, and our shower has been draining properly ever since. Huzzah!

Until they sent us this letter:

Pretty much what happened is that after months of my showering in there even with my exceptional caution in regard to my hair going down the drain, a “large hairball” formed. Gross right? Yeah, to add insult to well-documented injury, they sent us the invoice with the handyman’s description lit up in yellow highlighter of shame. Because apparently, it wasn’t clear enough before. Is it just me, or does it say “slucked”?

U no worry, drains good now.

So yeah, that happened. Oh, and they figured it would be nice to let us know that we are not alone in this plight (of having hair, I guess), that there are options! There is a WORLD of information in that letter I could have never lived without. In fact, they attached a sheet of various possible products to use in case we are at an utter loss as to how to prevent giant lurking hairballs in our pipes in the future.

Now, I sound really annoyed by this, and to be honest, I wasn’t. Justin sure was, but that’s because there was a fee involved. Justin does not like fees. Rather than pay Chase’s new monthly fee (which was only 10 dollars) he switched to Bank of America. Maybe to you that doesn’t sound like a lot of work, but to me it sounds like torture (I’m not sure if he knows about their new debit card fee yet. I haven’t the heart to tell him, so I’ll just wait for him to bring it up…). This fee was like 75 dollars. I actually am not sure how this compares to normal plumbing fees because I usually KNOW BETTER and use a drain catcher because it’s not good to just let all kind of crap wash down the drains and into the ocean, and also because I KNOW how quickly evil hairballs of doom accumulate.

But it really sucks to have to be patronized by your landlord into getting one. ESPECIALLY when the products they’re suggesting are cheap plastic crap. Or non-cheap plastic crap that is billed as both durable and disposable…

Verdict: Fail.

I guess I’ve got one more thing to add to my list. “Find secondhand non-plastic drain strainers.” Ugh. I hate things.

(si se puede…)Pura Vida!

Original photo of the Fail Quail by SidPix

 

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